utopians:

it’s literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

unfriendlygayguy:

bisexual-nightwing:

stopcallingmebitch:

1eos:

alright somebody add the ‘you can excuse racism?’ meme

I can’t believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it

ravenclaw-rebel3390:

infinitystarks:

infinitelymonstrous:

*thor hands peter a mug of beer*

Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!

Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.

Thor: Oh!

*hands peter two mugs of beer*

Thor: You are a growing boy.

Tony: Thor no.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK

What makes it even better is that after filming one day or whatever, Chris Hemsworth actually had to buy Tom his drinks because the bars wouldn’t believe he was 21

scaredpotter:

when women say “i hate men” they mean it in the “stop hurting me and my sisters” kind of way, not the “i want to rape, murder and oppress you” way. you know, the way men hate women.

jemariel:

dee-the-red-witch:

baconis42:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos’ assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.